Off To The Races: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Predictions

By Stevie On January 31, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Y’all know I love me some drag queens. I’m what you might call a drag aficionado, and Drag Race is my favorite show on television hands down. It gives you the best parts of any reality show all in one. Every episode contains a make over, modeling, fashion, attitude and so much more. The only thing these queens don’t do is cook (which is the only reason I still need to watch Food Network).

Since last season had so many talented queens I was a little worried about how this season’s girls would stand up to the challenge. After watching last night’s season 4 premiere episode I can already tell that some stand out as fierce Heathers and some are straight-up boogers. But my favorite part of this new season is that RuPaul isn’t taking any shit. She is judging, judging, judging and I love every second of it. The steaks are high this year and my girl Ru isn’t playing any games.

Here are some of my predictions and judgments for the season.

Heathers

Jiggly Caliente - 30, Queens, NY. Jiggly is already by far one of my favorite girls. She is so funny and cute. I don’t care that she was in the bottom two, she brought that lip sync down.

REPRESENT QUEENS HUNTY!

Kenya Michaels - 21, Dorado, PR. Shes a prettier Yara Sofia copy. But I love Yara Sofia, so that is one of the best compliments I can give.

Milan - 36, New York, NY. I thought Milan Killed this first challenge, and was frankly confused that she didn’t win it. I thought her outfit was out of control, and she tore up the run way. She will go far in this competition.

Phi Phi O’Hara - 25, Chicago, IL. So cute as a boy. I kept thinking, “Who is this beautiful boy and why is he on the screen and not on my couch?” Also, one of my top three looks of the night. I thought the proportions were on point and she was so confident on the runway. (Also, when she called out Willam in “Untucked”… I live for it)

Latrice Royale - 39, South Beach, FL. Big girl, you are beautiful. Love her & love her story. I don’t know if she’s the next drag superstar, but I’m in love. I think her downfall might be just having too much of an old school drag mentality.

Sharon Needles- 29, Pittsburgh, PA. Love love love her style. I can’t wait to see her put her twist on each challenge. You can tell she is a polished queen who knows what she’s doing and I can’t wait to see more.

The Princess - 32, Chicago, IL. With some serious costuming skills and a completely versatile drag look, The Princess will definitely go far. I think she was a bit in her own head that first episode, but we are going to see a fan favorite bust out any second.

Boogers

Alisa Summers - 23, Tampa, FL. BYE BITCH. #firsttogo

Chad Michaels - 40, San Diego, CA. That face. I can not. I can’t even. The plastic surgery I can not.

DiDa Ritz - 25, Chicago, IL. Basic…

Lashauwn Beyond - 21, Ft. Lauderdale , FL. In the top two, and I feel like it was a complete accident. I think a lot of other queen’s looks were better.